the best smoothie i've ever made

no, really. people. you need to write this one down. OMG!



BEHOLD THE GLORY THAT IS TODAY'S SMOOTHIE

the most-excellent-smoothie-of-all-time smoothie recipe

• fistfuls of spinach
• 1/2 cup almond mylk (or a little more)
• 1 frozen banana
• 1 pear
• trader joe's pumpkin pie spice (1 T or more or less or whatever you're into)
• 5 or 6 ice cubes

like i said, this smoothie is delish.



and then i added oats! and then it was even more amazing!

here is my lunch. i took this picture while everything was in the refrigerator. how exciting!



i made sure to zoom in real close so that you can't see the horrifying sanitation infraction that is my refrigerator. i am the world's worst housewife. my pantry even awarded me a 'worst housewife ever' trophy one time.



i was so honored.



here is another picture that i took this morning. it's a photographic study of what most scientists have come to refer to as 'being effing adorable'.

let's get serious for a minute. something important is happening this weekend. something that has been years in the making. something that has been anticipated all over the globe, and which will change all of our lives forever.

the last installment of the twilight saga is coming to a theatre near you.

ok so you've read it. but have you comprehended it?

twilight.

the last one.

THE ONE WITH ALL THE COOL VAMPIRE DOODS WITH ALL THE COOL VAMPIRE DOODS POWERS DOING COOL VAMPIRE DOOD POWER BATTLES!!!!!!!!!

everybody say omg!


omg!!


omg!!!


OMG!!!


OM- wait, this guy doesn't care. he's mellowing out. but anyway



OMG!!!!!!!!!

in case you're wondering: no, i am not being sarcastic. i am going to pay money to go see this movie and i am going to both love and hate it so much at the same time. oh the feelings i will feel!

let me leave you with this:



ahaha! squeee!