Friday, November 16, 2012

my poop is green.

fact: if you drink green smoothies twice a day every day for a couple days, you will do green poops.

fact: this is happening to me.

fact: it makes me laugh every time and i always feel this strange need to show someone. however, considering this post meets the eyes of mixed company, i will spare the green poop shots. for now.

here is my breakfast flanked by jeremy's study companions from last night:



this smoothie is pretty ok. it's spinach, a pear, a frozen banana, and cinnamon. i ran out of almond mylk and also didn't use ice. this is what i get for all the gloating i did about yesterday's breakfast smoothie. oh missy, you fool.

here is my lunch for today:



it features steamed cauliflower and marinara with peas and sides of a pepperjack string cheese and some leftover hurricane fruit cup fruit. i will not be consuming the troll for lunch, he just wanted in the picture and i'm too afraid of him to say no. thank goodness someone finally sent me her address so i can get this thing out of my house! though it was very weird, last night i kept hearing this raspy voice saying "i'm coming for you, katherine" over and over. i wonder what that was all about.

i will surely be back this evening with my thoughts on the last installment of the twilight saga. spoiler alert: my 'thoughts' will probably just be mostly "omg omg omg omg!"

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